The Most Cheerful Citizens in The New Meritocracy
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 26,616th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 2. |  The Frozen Republic of New Iceland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Land of Frost and Fire” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Communist Ant Farm | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Our Industry is Our Life” | |
| 4. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 5. |  The Liberation Movement of The Keymaster | Anarchy | “When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!” | |
| 6. |  The Meritocratic Island of Neptide | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Neutrality or Death!” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Protectorate of Ministeria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep” | |
| 8. |  The First Ambassadorial State of Legatus I | Capitalist Paradise | “Long live the Meritocracy!” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Eureka II | Father Knows Best State | “Everything old new again” | |
| 10. |  The Corruptocracy of Montserrado | Capitalist Paradise | “you pay, we pray” |
