The Smartest Citizens in The New Meritocracy
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 1,150th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republics of Winnipeg | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Unum Cum Virtute Multorum” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Communist Ant Farm | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Our Industry is Our Life” | |
| 4. | The Corporate Republic of Nuclear Industrial | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Re Publica Oeconomia Est” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Kitimat | Benevolent Dictatorship | “UNUM CUM VIRTUTE MULTORUM” | |
| 7. |  The Frozen Republic of New Iceland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Land of Frost and Fire” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Eureka II | Father Knows Best State | “Everything old new again” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Protectorate of Ministeria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep” | |
| 10. |  The Free Republic of Frappuccino | Capitalist Paradise | “mmm... coffee” |
