The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The New Meritocracy
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Communist Ant Farm | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Our Industry is Our Life” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Eureka II | Father Knows Best State | “Everything old new again” | |
| 4. |  The Free Republic of Frappuccino | Capitalist Paradise | “mmm... coffee” | |
| 5. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Kitimat | Benevolent Dictatorship | “UNUM CUM VIRTUTE MULTORUM” | |
| 7. |  The First Ambassadorial State of Legatus I | Capitalist Paradise | “Long live the Meritocracy!” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Protectorate of Ministeria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep” | |
| 9. |  The Corruptocracy of Montserrado | Capitalist Paradise | “you pay, we pray” | |
| 10. |  The Meritocratic Island of Neptide | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Neutrality or Death!” |
