The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The New Meritocracy
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Republic of Frappuccino | Capitalist Paradise | “mmm... coffee” | |
| 3. |  The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
| 4. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner10 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Romulus” |
