by Max Barry

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The New Inquisition World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The New Inquisition

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, The New Inquisition is ranked 495th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadCorporate Police State“An equal opportunity hate group.”
2.The Elder Empire of The Iron StarsFather Knows Best State“Mors Cum Terrore Novo Venit.”
3.The Federation of The ConclaveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Blood may be thicker than water, but money is thicker.”
4.The Right-Wing Utopia of VortydRight-wing Utopia“Who dares wins”
5.The Holy Empire of Gimli the dwarfCompulsory Consumerist State““a friend of elves””
6.The Dominion of NE SomersetCapitalist Paradise“Sumorsǣte ealle”
7.The Maria Doppelganger of Die MaschinenmenschAnarchy“R.U.R.”
8.The Empire of The New InquisitionCorporate Police State“Nobody expects The New Inquisition!”
9.The Great German Empire of New Awesome PrussiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Your vital regions have been seized by Prussia.”
10.The United Kingdom of British WhiskumDemocratic Socialists“Power for a purpose”