by Max Barry

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The New Galactic Empire World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The New Galactic Empire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The New Galactic Empire is ranked 1,895th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Galactic Emperor of Palpatine1986 RebornIron Fist Consumerists“Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy”
2.The Evacuating Nation of Darth Lord ProctosRight-wing Utopia“Forced Colonic”
3.The First Galactic Empire of Gray ArmyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace... through... Power”