The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Nation of Nations and Friends
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley | Right-wing Utopia | “For God! For Glory! For Perfect Games!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Bostia Athevin | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Technopolis of Domernicus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For the Future!” | |
| 4. |  The Infinite Empire of Aaron | Mother Knows Best State | “Our conquest is assured!” |
