The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eschew Obfuscation” | |
2. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My bill is pointy.” | |
3. | The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No it is not” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Minote | Democratic Socialists | “Balance...” | |
5. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
6. | The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” | |
7. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
8. | The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dico, Dico, Dico” | |
9. | The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf | Psychotic Dictatorship | “But for paper, wars would be rare” | |
10. | The Protectorate of Yesterday | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One day we'll invent the wheel” |