The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Leftist Assembly
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Alangrad | Left-wing Utopia | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Shifuland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail Shifu” | |
| 3. |  The Imperialist Paradise of Stagna | Capitalist Paradise | “The only public thing here is your mom” | |
| 4. |  The People's Democratic Republic of A Guy from Some Place | Democratic Socialists | “Proletarians of the world, unite!” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Biotopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Socialism. Justice. Compassion.” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of South Korlikely Islands | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Can I buy a vowel, O” | |
| 7. |  The Putrid Corporate Paradise of Isle of Pigs | Corporate Police State | “Greed is Good” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Austersomnia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Advance, Austersomnia!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Courelli in TLA | Corporate Bordello | “La volontà del popolo è la legge suprema” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of The Baltic Assembly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Permanent Revolution” |
