The Most Primitive in The League
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The League is ranked 26,057th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sanctified Realm of Stalanatis | Corporate Police State | “Our Hearts Aflame with Faith, We March Forward” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of 500 Miles | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We carry the West on our backs” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Chajelja | Moralistic Democracy | “I Want to be Free From Desolation and Despair” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Fettichiniland | Right-wing Utopia | “To grow strong we must eat lots of food” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Kingdom of Narkina | Corporate Police State | “Leave the road, take the trails” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Frontier Kansas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ad Astra Per Aspera” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Abrahamgrad | Father Knows Best State | “God, country and Abe” | |
| 8. |  The Floating Fortress of The Castle of Dark Illusions | Moralistic Democracy | “Its Shadows Conceal The Truth” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Avengisian Nyx | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Eriarvamuse rusikaid kokku surudes” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Croanada | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We like Canada. It is our favourite other country! ” |
