The Most Primitive in The Land of Kings and Emperors
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Nuevo San Cordova | Compulsory Consumerist State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Phimoria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ave Maria” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Nova alpinea | New York Times Democracy | “For king and country” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of The Kinteistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The County of Somerset | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Representative of NES in LKE” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Naricaria | Capitalizt | “For the freedom of our people” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Tutwizia | Moralistic Democracy | “Justice, Education, Science” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Rivariaa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom for the People” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Malaikurram | Democratic Socialists | “Unity is Strength” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Wilhelm Somerset | Capitalist Paradise | “Representative of North East Somerset in the LKE” |
