by Max Barry

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The Labyrinth World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Labyrinth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Labyrinth is ranked 2,557th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is GreatCorporate Police State“Portugal cannot into great”
2.The Emergency Powers Republic of Free Arabian NationCompulsory Consumerist State“Arabian People forever free”
3.The Interstellar Empire of Greater VictoraCorporate Bordello“Semper Nobis Victor”
4.The Empire of GocuCapitalizt“Be the best you can be.”
5.The Imperium of CinaptnodIron Fist Consumerists“I have a bad feeling about this!”
6.The United Unity Union of ZhevlenRight-wing Utopia“MARBLES”
7.The Robust Coalition of WintershipAnarchy“Quo Nemo Sequi Potest”
8.The Republic of KinariCorporate Bordello“Life is made better by the sound of music”
9.The Republic of Red TanamCapitalizt“Red Tanam is the only tanam”
10.The Holy Empire of MaowamsFree-Market Paradise“Maowams Make Right”