The Fattest Citizens in The Labyrinth
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is Great | Corporate Police State | “Portugal cannot into great” | |
| 2. |  The United Corporations of Con Ins Lallakerscak | Anarchy | “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Swiftlandian Peoples Republic | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Now That’s a lot of Damage” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Solar Empire of Greater Victora | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Simul Pro Victoriam” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Atuycodat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 6. | The Overlord's True Dominion of Kavare | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wait did you say something?” | |
| 7. |  The Loyal Servant of The Clerk of The Labyrinth | Capitalist Paradise | “Just be Clerkin’” | |
| 8. |  The Monie Master of Yelevar | Capitalist Paradise | “Get dem monie” | |
| 9. |  The Lycan Queen of Gwyn-Teir | New York Times Democracy | “Sisters Doing It For Themselves” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Survivor | Father Knows Best State | “The Tribe has Spoken” |
