The Nudest in The Kingdom of Burgundy
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Long and Winding Road of Skoda-Truck Drivers | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “They paved paradise and put up a parking lot” | |
| 2. |  The Riddler of HUNT Mistress | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Seek and Ye Shall Find” | |
| 3. |  The Outposts of The Arctic Rim | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Rim to Rim” | |
| 4. |  The Tasty Territories of Dinky Applebiscuits | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you leave hungry, it’s your own fault” | |
| 5. |  The Ghosts of Xmas Past | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A Nation is for life not just Christmas” | |
| 6. |  The Smiling Faces of Wabahuu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “When your smiling the whole world smiles with you” | |
| 7. |  The Land of 1000 Dances | Father Knows Best State | “Mashed Potato do the Turkey Trot” | |
| 8. |  The Final Episode of Gauda Prime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There's nothing out there we are on the edge” | |
| 9. |  The Lost World of Tree Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I Am Green Today” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Hell Freezing | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freeze a jolly good fellow” |
