by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The KG Puppet Hole

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The KG Puppet Hole is ranked 8,633rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ᴊᴏʜɴ's of Miranda-22Civil Rights Lovefest“JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THAT MAN WEARING A CLOWN MA-”
2.The Horrible Collapse Scenario of CBG-PalisadeLeft-wing Utopia“Black's pawn to E5.”
3.The D52D00FF9A56Fx6D362A4A30262 of Kiu GhesikDemocratic Socialists“Oh, look, Kiu finally figured out more translations.”