The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Islands of Smead
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied States of Arriva Wales 14 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Temoria Chki | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of The Quiz | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Patience is a slow killer” |
