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The Nudest in The Illuminati

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 4,274^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Solid Rating of AAA	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Liberty”
2.	The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre	Left-wing Utopia	“We don't know.”
3.	The Third Social Alliance of Alragone	Democratic Socialists	“Without power, you can affect nothing”
4.	The Black and White of The New World Order	Anarchy	“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
5.	The Temple Hill of Naggamont	Corporate Bordello	“Aoysderveylt Durkh Got”
6.	The PRIORY of SI0N	Tyranny by Majority	“Deus Ex Machina”
7.	The Councilist State of Grand Perunia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Be Happy”
8.	The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati	Moralistic Democracy	“Keep the keys safe!”