by Max Barry

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The Horde World Census

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in The Horde

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, The Horde is ranked 621st in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Brazen Panoply Anachronism of Steam and ClockworkCorporate Bordello“A God in every Machine”
2.The ℌᴏʟʏ 𝔅ʏᴢᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ 𝔈ᴍᴘɪʀᴇ of Varangian RusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In no way Holy, nor Byzantine, nor an Empire”
3.The Armed Republic of Winter WarAnarchy“Fighting Commies and Nazis since 1939”
4.The Romance of Kipling's Orient of Alexandria EschateCivil Rights Lovefest“...that victorious Hellenes should dance again in India”
5.The Ӎᴀʀɪᴛɪᴍᴇ Ӎᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ Яᴇᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ of Novgorod and Baltic RusAnarchy“His Sovereign Lord Novgorod the Great”
6.The Milk and Honeyed Floodplains of Womb of NationsLeft-Leaning College State“Legions from Cavernous Depths”
7.The Blakean Kingdom of Ancient of DaysInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God wants not Man to humble himself”
8.The Queuing Bureaucratic Decency of Great PrecisionCapitalist Paradise“ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔞”
9.The Cerulean Cardinal Bloodlines of The Enduring House of AugustBenevolent Dictatorship“Tradition. Lineage. Good Breeding.”
10.The Baroque Juggernaut Fleet of Refugee ArksLeft-wing Utopia“As idle as a painted ship / Upon a painted ocean”