Advertisement

The Most Cultured in The Himalayas

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Freehold of Sufokia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Skoros gaomagon jaelā?”
2.	The Haligonian Snow Leopards of Gauthama	Father Knows Best State	“The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing”
3.	The Devout Land of The Road to Shambala	New York Times Democracy	“Only for those with sufficient spiritual enlightenment!”
4.	The Shanti of Shiva	Left-wing Utopia	“Om Namah Shivaya”
5.	The Adi Para of Shakti	Left-wing Utopia	“Adi Shakti, Adi Shakti, Adi Shakti, Namo Namo”
6.	The Cloud-Shrouded Shangri-La of Sanghas	Left-wing Utopia	“Refuge in The Triple Gem”
7.	The Sattwa Guna of Sarasvati	Left-wing Utopia	“Om Shreem Hreem Sarasvatyai Namaha”
8.	The Abominable Snowmen of Yethiopia	Anarchy	“Glide Forward, Dear Mother Yeti”
9.	The Ship's Cat of Salems Den	Corporate Police State	“I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind”