The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Hill
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Paradise of The United Good | Democratic Socialists | “Try it ... you'll like it !” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of The Cutest Bunnies | Democratic Socialists | “Help Bunny take over the World” | |
| 3. |  The Flagon of Tawny Port | Democratic Socialists | “Aged for 10 Years in Cherry Wood Casks” | |
| 4. |  The Apolytonian States of Grant Park | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Suspicion Breeds Confidence” |
