The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Hill
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Flagon of Tawny Port | Democratic Socialists | “Aged for 10 Years in Cherry Wood Casks” | |
| 2. |  The People's Paradise of The United Good | Democratic Socialists | “Try it ... you'll like it !” | |
| 3. |  The Apolytonian States of Grant Park | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Suspicion Breeds Confidence” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of The Cutest Bunnies | Democratic Socialists | “Help Bunny take over the World” |
