by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Heartland

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,606th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisDemocratic Socialists“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
3.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
4.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
5.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
6.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
7.The Teutonic Order of RommAnarchy“Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est”
8.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
9.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
10.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
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