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The Most Rebellious Youth in The Heartland

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United Republic of East Klent	Left-wing Utopia	“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
2.	The Kingdom of Herconia	Left-wing Utopia	“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
3.	The Democratic Territories of Austrivum	Left-Leaning College State	“Forward.”
4.	The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
5.	The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Moderation In All Things”
6.	The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
7.	The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic	Democratic Socialists	“Sempre Nàstic”
8.	The Dominion of Crystal Palais	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
9.	The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”