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The Most Rebellious Youth in The Heartland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,268th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 5. |  The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)” | |
| 6. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” |
