The Heartland
World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 999th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Valentines Miracle of Miraclia | Corporate Police State | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 2. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists | Corporate Police State | “Hallelujah!” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 5. |  The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “An independent territory of Kompa Ru!” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of The New HeartWoods | Anarchy | “Well, here we are” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 10. |  The Island of Sicilia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sicilia” |
