The Heartland
World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 10,939th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Democratic Socialists | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists | Corporate Police State | “Hallelujah!” | |
| 4. |  The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “An independent territory of Kompa Ru!” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of The New HeartWoods | Corporate Bordello | “Well, here we are” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 8. |  The Monkeys keep coming out of Juxtapositions | Democratic Socialists | “How you like me now?” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Sicilia | New York Times Democracy | “Sicilia” |
