The Heartland
World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 3,212th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of New Klent | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lustitia et Libertas sunt Regnator” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 3. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 4. |  The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “An independent territory of Kompa Ru!” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Stoniaso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Un Nuovo Giorno Solo Quando Il Sole Tramonta” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 7. |  The Restored Monarchy of Luxiai | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vivat Rex!” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 9. |  The Soviet Republic of Dondris | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Nam Respublica Sovietica Dondris!” | |
| 10. |  The United Republic of East Klent | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” |
