by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 3,212th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of New KlentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lustitia et Libertas sunt Regnator”
2.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
3.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
4.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
5.The Confederacy of StoniasoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Un Nuovo Giorno Solo Quando Il Sole Tramonta”
6.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
7.The Restored Monarchy of LuxiaiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Vivat Rex!”
8.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
9.The Soviet Republic of DondrisPsychotic Dictatorship“Nam Respublica Sovietica Dondris!”
10.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
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