by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 10,939th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia IIIAnarchy“It's the economy, stupid!”
2.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisDemocratic Socialists“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
3.The Theocracy of Theatrical TheistsCorporate Police State“Hallelujah!”
4.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
5.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
6.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsCorporate Bordello“Well, here we are”
7.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
8.The Monkeys keep coming out of JuxtapositionsDemocratic Socialists“How you like me now?”
9.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
10.The United States of SiciliaNew York Times Democracy“Sicilia”
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