The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Heartland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 999th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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|3.||The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists||Corporate Police State||“Hallelujah!”|
|4.||The Dominion of Crystal Palais||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”|
|5.||The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru||Corporate Bordello||“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”|
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|8.||The Democratic Territories of Austrivum||Left-Leaning College State||“Forward.”|
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