by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Heartland

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 18,886th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
4.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
5.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
6.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
7.The Scientific Empire of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“An independent territory of Kompa Ru!”
8.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
9.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsAnarchy“Well, here we are”
10.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
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