The Heartland
World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Heartland
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 314th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Valentines Miracle of Miraclia | Corporate Police State | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Aerigia | Democratic Socialists | “Forever united, forever strong.” | |
| 3. |  The Tireless Economic Engine of HotRodia III | Anarchy | “It's the economy, stupid!” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moderation In All Things” | |
| 5. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | Democratic Socialists | “Sempre Nāstic” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Crystal Palais | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | Left-Leaning College State | “Forward.” | |
| 9. |  The Scientific Empire of West Kompa Ru | Corporate Bordello | “An independent territory of Kompa Ru!” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of The New HeartWoods | Anarchy | “Well, here we are” |
