The Heartland World Census

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,948^th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia	Corporate Police State	“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.	The Colony of The New HeartWoods	Anarchy	“Well, here we are”
3.	The Dominion of Crystal Palais	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
4.	The Federal Republic of Aerigia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Forever united, forever strong.”
5.	The Democratic Territories of Austrivum	Left-Leaning College State	“Forward.”
6.	The United Republic of East Klent	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
7.	The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.	The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce Meadows	Corporate Bordello	“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
9.	The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic	Democratic Socialists	“Sempre Nàstic”
10.	The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Moderation In All Things”