by Max Barry

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The Heartland World Census

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in The Heartland

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 1,948th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
2.The Colony of The New HeartWoodsAnarchy“Well, here we are”
3.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisLiberal Democratic Socialists“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
4.The Federal Republic of AerigiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Forever united, forever strong.”
5.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
6.The United Republic of East KlentCivil Rights Lovefest“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The My Animated Flag is Broken of Spruce MeadowsCorporate Bordello“Spruce Meadows. Home of the Masters.”
9.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
10.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
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