The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
2. | The Socialist Union of Kerla | Left-wing Utopia | “To each according to their contribution.” | |
3. | The International State of ROLASS | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace, Work, Prosperity” | |
4. | The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” | |
5. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia | “We Own Y'all!” | |
6. | The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine” | |
7. | The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
8. | The Cardinal Bloodlines of The Enduring House of August | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Tradition | Cultivation | Breeding” | |
9. | The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sane, Sensible and Sound.” | |
10. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |