The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in The Grand Old Duke of Pork
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Star Empire of Old North Fish | Democratic Socialists | “Squamae Abundare Terra Liberarum” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Owanef | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sedisti lassus, remeisti nos deinceps truditur” | |
| 3. |  The State of Sus Scrofa | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” |
