by Max Barry

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The Golden Standard World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Golden Standard

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of 200th DivisionCapitalist Paradise“No official motto”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of Darwinian InterruptusCapitalist Paradise“Interfering with natural selection since 1976”
3.The Republic of DawetidInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Zī̃jū̀ ဇီႊယူႇ Freedom”
4.The Incorporated States of Generalissimo Chiang Kai-ShekCompulsory Consumerist State“No offical Motto”
5.The Democratic Republic of JiniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
6.The Holy Order of Knights Mare NostrumFather Knows Best State“Servite et Protege”
7.The Kingdom of NukatolaFree-Market Paradise“Oh no we have cancer”
8.The Kingdom of Ramace CousLeft-wing Utopia“Peace and Justice”
9.The Federal Republic of The 51 United States of AmericaFather Knows Best State“In God We Trust”
10.The Dictatorship of The Blutengel Family CartelPsychotic Dictatorship“Oculum pro oculo, Dentem pro dente”