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The Fattest Citizens in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku is ranked 7,995^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo	Iron Fist Consumerists	“!!!”
2.	The Corporate Republic of The New Chinese States	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.”
3.	The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Bruh what's a Diploma?”
4.	The Republic of Western Santos	Anarchy	“Don't die, don't kill anyone”
5.	The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa	Mother Knows Best State	“Weiter, weiter ins Verderben”
6.	The Empire of Reqovia	Capitalist Paradise	“Violence Has Its Own Economy”
7.	The North American Union of Fallin	Corporate Police State	“He shall bring the wealth of the Heavens.”
8.	The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani	Left-wing Utopia	“Each one of us is a cause of global warming.”
9.	The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre	Father Knows Best State	“sheep shoop”
10.	The Kingdom of Ruhmheim	Civil Rights Lovefest	“𐌸𐍉𐍅𐌴𐍂𐌽 𐌴𐍆𐌹𐌲𐌺𐍁𐌳”

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