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The Glorious Nations of Iwaku World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku is ranked 8,264th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Western SantosAnarchy“Don't die, don't kill anyone”
2.The Genetic Realm of The New Chinese StatesCapitalist Paradise“Mankind can always be improved upon.”
3.The Holly Red Drunken Tyranny of DrunkerlandPsychotic Dictatorship“MOO”
4.The KRAZY CLOWN HOUSE of The Strangers ClubCorporate Bordello“Feel the darkness!”
5.The Rogue Nation of SanshouoIron Fist Consumerists“!!!”
6.The ⚡🌪️ Deadly Spring Time 🌪️⚡ of Vando0saLibertarian Police State“☆Uwok nedstrovski pormakenin! TCMJOV Vo stek Strovat!☆”
7.The Madness of Anarchic Chaos and also InsanityAnarchy“death, fire, and destruction”
8.The Futuristic Hellish Dystopia of ZincistanCapitalist Paradise“Throw more cash at it until it stops moving”
9.The Corporate Alliance of Northern AntolicaIron Fist Consumerists“No corruption here!”
10.The Free Land of NiastiaAnarchy“Freedom is a lifestyle; it involves personal choice”
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