The Most Rebellious Youth in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Craff | Left-Leaning College State | “CRAFF” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Isomer | Left-wing Utopia | “War Damn Eagle” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of EX-GIRLFRIEND | Psychotic Dictatorship | “What doesn't kill you gives you PTSD” | |
| 4. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Var umar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Var umar wundorista” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Andaightmennessaurowistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Join our Nation!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Owolandi | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “OwO, what's this? BUT IN SPACE” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of South Reono | Democratic Socialists | “Is it hot in here or am I having menopause flashes?” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Netzu | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Schadenfreude” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN48 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Matriarchy of Foxfur | Democratic Socialists | “Lift your tail for the Great Matriarch!” |
