by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The GeoFS Region

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The GeoFS Region is ranked 10,175th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Used to the Darkness of Daxtastic54Free-Market Paradise“Friends are like horses. If you kill them they die.”
2.The Western Windland of WhirlyballCorporate Bordello“Catch him, boy!”
3.The Dictatorship of Shock Division 83Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
4.The Holy Empire of Quietarmy30Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space for Rent”
5.The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 73Moralistic Democracy“Join Lily Today!”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of 162nd Ghost CavalryIron Fist Consumerists“Huzzah!”
7.The Queendom of Dom 9Psychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
8.The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 16Iron Fist Consumerists“Lucabaduka”
9.The Refugi Spirit of Oaks 220Iron Fist Consumerists“Lucabaduka”