The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Gay Agenda
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Royal States of The Isles of Bermuda | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nos non prohibere belli.” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Posinernia | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Ianthe | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Bowzin Property of Nabwabshodovadostarbar | Democratic Socialists | “Check out my resume!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Largeist Gay Icecream | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. | The State of Being of Gay and Exhausted | Corporate Bordello | “Zzz” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Fielland Tas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
