The Most Secular in The Galimulator Union
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The NOT Constitutional Monarchy of Estrectia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Long live us and our islands” | |
| 2. |  The JVM Fanatics of Geolyktia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Praised be the bytecode” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Nucdawn2point06 | Moralistic Democracy | “The only true option” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Re | Capitalizt | “Someone tried to login to Re with an incorrect password” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Southern Defender 12 | Democratic Socialists | “Things fall apart” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Tigrope | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of 1000 | Democratic Socialists | “1000” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of 777 | Tyranny by Majority | “By the roll of a dice” |
