The Fattest Citizens in The Eternal Knights
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Eternal Knights is ranked 8,320th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Excrine | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Person at the other End of This Wiretapped Phone | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm very friendly” |
