The Safest in The Equator
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Equator is ranked 10,375th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Arlandia and Arzovia | Democratic Socialists | “Hodi Michi, Cras Tibi” | |
| 2. |  The Free State of Nuevo Leon and Coahuila | Democratic Socialists | “Semper Ascendens” | |
| 3. |  The New Kingdom of Antigua Arlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Acta non verba” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Arzovia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Veritas & Virtus” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Sunny Willows | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Faciem tuam mulcent aura” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Diogenespolis | Left-wing Utopia | “The mob is the mother of tyrants” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of New South Arlandia | New York Times Democracy | “The Leap Nation” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Texas California | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Howdy” | |
| 9. |  The Co‑operative Federation of Honduras y Nicaragua | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Unión y Libertad” | |
| 10. |  The Dēmokratia of All Cyprus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Θυμηθείτε” |
