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The Fattest Citizens in The Empire of Draconic States

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Dragonisia	New York Times Democracy	“Vini Vidi Videvoravit - Va vis pacem, para devorandum.”
2.	The Dominion of Platinia	Democratic Socialists	“Help yourself first to better help others.”
3.	The Dominion of Reskellia	Democratic Socialists	“Help yourself first to better help others.”
4.	The Dominion of Sapphiria	Democratic Socialists	“Help yourself first to better help others.”
5.	The Dominion of Topazia	Democratic Socialists	“Help yourself first to better help others.”