by Max Barry

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The East Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in The East Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 13,142nd in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of NocoinsPsychotic Dictatorship“We don't take Visa, checks, or cash!”
2.The Oppressed Peoples of TyraePsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
3.The Holy Empire of TeocetoAuthoritarian Democracy“For god”
4.The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy LandCorporate Police State“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
5.The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great CthulhuLeft-Leaning College State“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”
6.The Free Land of PyrophyliteIron Fist Consumerists“Look - a squirrel!”
7.The Federal Republic of HypolfughtIron Fist Consumerists“By The People For The People”
8.The Theocracy of CaliedaIron Fist Consumerists“You Will OBEY !!!!!”
9.The Rogue Nation of Bad optionPsychotic Dictatorship“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”
10.The Empire of MaxhuaixaIron Fist Consumerists“As the Great Jaguar Hunts”
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