The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Just of Tzo | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Left-wing Utopia | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 6. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 9. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” |
