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The Fattest Citizens in The Democratika

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Democratika is ranked 24,914^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Loving Couple of -IShipIt-	Father Knows Best State	“Shipping Fan.”
2.	The Free Land of Golden Magnolias	Anarchy	“Chains of gold fetter the covetous”
3.	The Puzzlement of Karakuri	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Killer of Time”
4.	The United Pineslavic Peoples of Republic of Pine	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Unity Through Palatability”
5.	The Union of Akarea	Democratic Socialists	“Blue Sky, Gold Sun, Red Earth”
6.	The Democratikan Founder of Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics	Left-wing Utopia	“Democratika Forever”
7.	The Kingdom of Candanadium	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The True North Strong and Free”
8.	The Unitary Republic of Letskia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Righteousness, Purity, and Strength”