The Smartest Citizens in The DankLeft Commune
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The DankLeft Commune is ranked 1,629th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Greater Toronto | Father Knows Best State | “Don't tread on me” | |
| 2. |  The United Rogue Republics of Western Theram | Democratic Socialists | “Aspiration, d̶̞̔i̶̼̅̚s̵͖̥̪͌͐̀Order, Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Annotasia | Left-wing Utopia | “Si erudis populum, tum liberas.” | |
| 4. |  The Worker's State of Socialist Amogus | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Peace, Land, and Bread” | |
| 5. |  The Intelligence of Swalland | Democratic Socialists | “Knowledge is Power” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Lennonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “parce que c'est ça qu'est bon” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Socialist Republic of Soviet Haaregrad | Left-wing Utopia | “The People are the Power!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Neathernma | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From dust we rise to greatness” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of MesoAmerican cultures | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Unity, Progress, Equity” | |
| 10. |  The Fiefdom of Pan-Pawnee | Left-wing Utopia | “In defense of reason always” |
