The Fattest Citizens in The Dank Meme Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Dank Meme Alliance is ranked 9,485th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Islaner Hor Keimpuce||Anarchy||“By The People For The People”|
|2.||The Queendom of Stindlebiff||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Remember me”|
|3.||The Music Maestro of Danny Devito and His Muskrat Band||Tyranny by Majority||“Motto”|
|4.||The United Socialist States of UnitedSovietGamersRepublic||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ur granny tranny”|
|5.||The Aschente Occupied Nation of of The Great Emu Republic||Democratic Socialists||“Emu is love Emu is life”|