The Most Rebellious Youth in The Cuckoos Egg
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 16,221st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus | Father Knows Best State | “That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna | Father Knows Best State | “Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.” | |
| 3. |  The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl | Moralistic Democracy | “Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again” | |
| 4. |  The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Mr Stalker | Corporate Police State | “Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.” | |
| 6. |  The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin | Father Knows Best State | “No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel” | |
| 7. |  The Words of Jonathan Swift | Authoritarian Democracy | “Seriously, seriously serious.” | |
| 8. |  The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Can I have a yellow rose, please?” | |
| 9. |  The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Root | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Root is God” |
