by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Cuckoos Egg

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 2,891st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleCorrupt Dictatorship“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
2.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
3.The Words of Jonathan SwiftAuthoritarian Democracy“Seriously, seriously serious.”
4.The Kingdom of Mr StalkerCorporate Police State“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
5.The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a TimIron Fist Consumerists“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
6.The Principality of Princesses Celestia and LunaFather Knows Best State“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
7.The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac RoavinFather Knows Best State“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
8.The Dominion of RootIron Fist Consumerists“Root is God”
9.The Cuckoo's of Krazie KarlMoralistic Democracy“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
10.The Matriarchy of Hysterical FemalesCorrupt Dictatorship“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”