The Fattest Citizens in The Crown Federation of Recon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Khanate of The Militarized Stoners | New York Times Democracy | “Real Men Live in Yurts!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Haguecon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fluctuat Nec Mergitur” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Dou Boux | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deo Juvante” | |
| 4. |  The Second Atheistic Empire of Imperial Royal Union | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” |
