by Max Barry

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The Confederacy of Free Lands World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Confederacy of Free Lands

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Confederacy of Free Lands is ranked 10,269th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of Argen-ChileCorporate Bordello“¡Argenchile Para Siempre y Siempre!”
2.The Community of The Eireannian MafiaCorporate Bordello“It's cosa nostra, capisce?”
3.The Republic of France of ConservitopistanNew York Times Democracy“Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”
4.The Free Land of The EireannosaursCivil Rights Lovefest“ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!”
5.The Dictatorship of The Danielinian Special OpsIron Fist Consumerists“Meet it to the side, do not think it through”
6.The Dictatorship of Danielinian PiratesCorporate Police State“Aproch it from behind & Think it a quarter of the way”
7.The Empire of A Mirror Canadian EmpireConservative Democracy“Pride and Industry”
8.The Republic of The State of ChinaCivil Rights Lovefest“Beautiful Lands”
9.The Grand Duchy of England of EirinneCorporate Bordello“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Republic of The First Republic of Southern ItalyScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Libertà, uguaglianza, fratellanza”