The Fattest Citizens in The Burning Legion
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 1,510th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Empire of Kractero||Capitalist Paradise||“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”|
|2.||The Lightning Strike Capital of Bolt of Justice||Corporate Bordello||“Lightning McQueen”|
|3.||The General of Soun Tzu||Moralistic Democracy||“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.”|
|4.||The Cat Girls of Nekomata||Capitalist Paradise||“Meow! Meow!”|
|5.||The Oppressed Peoples of Leosutho||Father Knows Best State||“We suffered so much”|
|6.||The People's Republic of Tibetan Bengali||Conservative Democracy||“Freedom to the masses”|
|7.||The Minshewmania of BDNick Foles||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“BDN, the Mayor of Philadelphia”|
|8.||The Sleepy Frontier Brain of Frontier Caitlyn||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I'm sorry if I'm upset, it's just that I'm so sleepy”|
|9.||The Democratic Republic of Thomas Brady||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“GOAT”|
|10.||The Nihongo Wakerimasu of Japanese Textbook||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Watashi wa nihonjin desu”|