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The Burning Legion World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Burning Legion

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 1,510th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of KracteroCapitalist Paradise“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
2.The Lightning Strike Capital of Bolt of JusticeCorporate Bordello“Lightning McQueen”
3.The General of Soun TzuMoralistic Democracy“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.”
4.The Cat Girls of NekomataCapitalist Paradise“Meow! Meow!”
5.The Oppressed Peoples of LeosuthoFather Knows Best State“We suffered so much”
6.The People's Republic of Tibetan BengaliConservative Democracy“Freedom to the masses”
7.The Minshewmania of BDNick FolesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“BDN, the Mayor of Philadelphia”
8.The Sleepy Frontier Brain of Frontier CaitlynInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm sorry if I'm upset, it's just that I'm so sleepy”
9.The Democratic Republic of Thomas BradyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“GOAT”
10.The Nihongo Wakerimasu of Japanese TextbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Watashi wa nihonjin desu”
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