by Max Barry

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The Burning Legion World Census

The Most Cultured in The Burning Legion

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 3,482nd in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of KracteroCapitalist Paradise“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
2.The Lightning Strike Capital of Bolt of JusticeCorporate Bordello“Lightning McQueen”
3.The General of Soun TzuMoralistic Democracy“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.”
4.The Italian Colony of Colonia EritreaDemocratic Socialists“Nobody came, Nobody saw, Nobody conquered”
5.The Poets of TankaFather Knows Best State“There is a time for many words”
6.The Oppressed Peoples of LeosuthoFather Knows Best State“We suffered so much”
7.The People's Republic of Tibetan BengaliConservative Democracy“Freedom to the masses”
8.The Agricultural Grand Duchy of WheatinslineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Funnel cakes, get your funnel cakes here”
9.The Invading Marxists of The Marxist InvadersPsychotic Dictatorship“Raiders of the world, unite!”
10.The Ulraznavian City of PogorenNew York Times Democracy“In war, not everybody is a soldier”