by Max Barry

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The Burning Legion World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The Burning Legion

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 1,586th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of KracteroCapitalist Paradise“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
2.The Lightning Strike Capital of Bolt of JusticeCorporate Bordello“Lightning McQueen”
3.The Pluto is a Planet of EhpariseanurtenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pluto is a real planet”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of LeosuthoFather Knows Best State“We suffered so much”
5.The Invading Marxists of The Marxist InvadersPsychotic Dictatorship“Raiders of the world, unite!”
6.The Ulraznavian City of PogorenNew York Times Democracy“In war, not everybody is a soldier”
7.The Crab of ClawitzerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“That is a Clauncher, I am aware”
8.The Nihongo Wakerimasu of Japanese TextbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Watashi wa nihonjin desu”
9.The Sleepy Frontier Brain of Frontier CaitlynInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm sorry if I'm upset, it's just that I'm so sleepy”
10.The Socialist Union of CommintopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Equality For All, or Death For All”
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