by Max Barry

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The Burning Legion World Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Burning Legion

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 11,849th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of KracteroCapitalist Paradise“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
2.The Lightning Strike Capital of Bolt of JusticeCorporate Bordello“Lightning McQueen”
3.The Agricultural Grand Duchy of WheatinslineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Funnel cakes, get your funnel cakes here”
4.The Cat Girls of NekomataCapitalist Paradise“Meow! Meow!”
5.The General of Soun TzuMoralistic Democracy“Opportunities multiply as they are seized.”
6.The Nihongo Wakerimasu of Japanese TextbookInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Watashi wa nihonjin desu”
7.The Democratic Republic of Thomas BradyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“GOAT”
8.The Italian Colony of Colonia EritreaDemocratic Socialists“Nobody came, Nobody saw, Nobody conquered”
9.The Ulraznavian City of PogorenNew York Times Democracy“In war, not everybody is a soldier”
10.The People's Republic of Tibetan BengaliConservative Democracy“Freedom to the masses”
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