The Fattest Citizens in The Brotherhood of Malice
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Brotherhood of Malice is ranked 7,401st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie | Corporate Bordello | “Hope Rides Alone” | |
2. | The Dictatorship of Dottchetza | Father Knows Best State | “I can't believe you've done this.” | |
3. | The Night Father of Venico | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Raider Unity, Maintain Succession, Sign a treaty” | |
4. | The Pit of Endless Despair of The Pit of Endless Despair | Corporate Police State | “Catch that bag or die trying” | |
5. | The Federal Republic of The Somandratineland | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
6. | The Aeternus Terrafirma of Ionaris | Corporate Police State | “Only in the light.” | |
7. | The Dominion of The Overberg | Corporate Police State | “Even In Death You Will Serve.” | |
8. | The Metacausal Big Bad Daddy of Kyrusia | Capitalizt | “Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.” | |
9. | The Goated Anime of Black Lagoon Company | Corporate Bordello | “People are like Dice” | |
10. | The Revivified Despoiler of Aurum Rider | Corporate Police State | “Hark! These despoiled lungs once more breathe war!” |