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The Fattest Citizens in The Brotherhood of Malice

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Brotherhood of Malice is ranked 7,401st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Will Of One of Klaus DevestatorieCorporate Bordello“Hope Rides Alone”
2.The Dictatorship of DottchetzaFather Knows Best State“I can't believe you've done this.”
3.The Night Father of VenicoCompulsory Consumerist State“Raider Unity, Maintain Succession, Sign a treaty”
4.The Pit of Endless Despair of The Pit of Endless DespairCorporate Police State“Catch that bag or die trying”
5.The Federal Republic of The SomandratinelandAnarchy“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Aeternus Terrafirma of IonarisCorporate Police State“Only in the light.”
7.The Dominion of The OverbergCorporate Police State“Even In Death You Will Serve.”
8.The Metacausal Big Bad Daddy of KyrusiaCapitalizt“Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.”
9.The Goated Anime of Black Lagoon CompanyCorporate Bordello“People are like Dice”
10.The Revivified Despoiler of Aurum RiderCorporate Police State“Hark! These despoiled lungs once more breathe war!”
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