by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Brotherhood of Malice

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Brotherhood of Malice is ranked 6,106th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Will Of One of Klaus DevestatorieCapitalist Paradise“Hope Rides Alone”
2.The Principality of P I C SCompulsory Consumerist State“Your money is mine.”
3.The Dictatorship of DottchetzaFather Knows Best State“I can't believe you've done this.”
4.The Pit of Endless Despair of The Pit of Endless DespairCorporate Police State“Get rich or die trying”
5.The Federal Republic of The SomandratinelandAnarchy“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The 𝓖𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼 of IonarisCorporate Police State“𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓼, 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻.”
7.The ᴴyₚeʳsₜiᵗiₒnᵃl Xᵉnₒhᵒrᵣoʳ of KyrusiaCapitalizt“Tell 'em to carve my name in the bar stool, baby.”
8.The Revivified Despoiler of Aurum RiderCorporate Police State“Hark! These despoiled lungs once more breathe war!”
9.The Nationstates of Thorn1000Corporate Police State“Nationstates”
10.The Global Community of The Jorran FederationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For It Shall Be Done…”
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